The Best Tv Shows of All Time
Hello, my name is Jack and I don’t really watch TV. However, this doesn’t stop me from defending my favorite shows to anyone that will listen. So today I’m breaking down my top 5 TV shows of all time.
Side note: This list is completely justified and in no way subjective.
I grew up on shitty teenage romantic mid-2000s tv shows, and to this day, there’s nothing I like better. Sue me
Spoiler alert, you won’t see the Sopranos (loosely based on my family’s life), you won’t see Game of Thrones and this list probably won’t line up completely with IMBD’s list of greatest shows.
But, you will see some great series and probably question my manhood after reading. You’re also welcome in advance if you’re looking for a new show.
Let’s get into the list.
#5. Bridgerton.
“Is that the show my girlfriend was trying to convince me to watch a few years ago?” Yeah it probably was. This show is known for the large charming Duke who women often swoon over, but I’m really into the plot (please believe me). It’s a classic love story where you know the ending, yet can’t help but watch. It’s my guilty pleasure and I borderline was going to leave it off this list, however, honesty is the best way to lose the respect of your peers and that’s the plan. The main character Daphne (Phoebe Dynevor) was also my phone background for a good 6 months. If you’re reading this Phoebe, it’s just a joke. I don't even like your character. #hardtoget
#4 Survivor
“Jack, that can’t count, it’s reality television”
It’s my list and I do what I want. I broke down my Survivor strategy in a previous blog. It’s such a great representation of human interaction and producer expertise. They find a way to make it exciting no matter the cast. Jeff Probst hasn’t aged a day, and to do that without plastic surgery is incredible. I truly love this show and the #4 slot just seems right for this. Although I got killed in my survivor fantasy league this year I’m coming for revenge next season.
#3 Rick and Morty
This easily could’ve been #1. The absurdist comedic writing of this show is beyond impeccable and never ceases to make me giggle. I quote Rick and Morty more than any other show on this list. This show was generational and has one of the largest cult followings in the world, and it’s all because it makes the boys giggle. We needed a giggly show on this list.
# 2 Stranger Things
Whenever this show comes out, it’s a national holiday for me. After the second season, I watched each one in under a day. That’s what Stranger Things does to a man. It’s everything right about 80s sci-fi shows, with a perfect modern twist. An incredible balance of cheesy 80s movies and great acting/writing/production. Whenever a new character is introduced they do a great job of making you fall in love with them, making it seem like they’ve been here since season 1. Stranger Things should go down as one of the best shows of all time, objectively.
#1 Smallville
I love super heroes. I romanticize small towns. I love mid 2000s teenage shows. Smallville has all 3. If you don’t know, Smallville is a 10 season show about Clark Kent (superman) growing up in a small town in Kansas (Smallville). The writers do a great job referencing and paying homage to the famous comic book storylines. The acting is surprisingly good for a CW show, and it has completely stolen my heart. I watched it when I was young and since I’ve rewatched the entire show. It’s borderline perfect and earns its top spot as my favorite show of all time. I can also just relate to Superman so much.
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. “That’s the best gosh darn list I’ve ever seen, this guy has cracked the code, and my god is he handsome”. All of your thoughts are true, I appreciate your agreement and if you haven’t seen Smallville, give it a watch. Clark Kent and Lana Lang just have a certain magic about them.
Special shoutout to Roswell, Band of Brothers, Breaking Bad, and the first few seasons of Arrow.
Jack “this guy loves love” Lavorato
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Bit of the Week
When telling a story, say “I don’t want to name names,” then “make up” a name that’s actually the name you were going to say. Absolves you of any guilt because that’s technically not who you were talking about. Or say a name that rhymes with the name. Gradley Grooper.
This one time my friend – and I don’t want to name names so lets just call him Jack Lavorato – was in an Uber and misjudged a fart and shit himself, getting himself banned from Uber and bringing shame to his family.
Works great, right?
I had no idea Jack watched this much television. I guess it makes sense when you consider the everything about him. Anyways, go bills.
Sweet and Spicy Regards,
Enacko